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November 20, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — Ryan @ 7:04 pm

Blue Cars & Man-Boobs

Does anyone else know what the Blue Car Effect is? No? Maybe it’s just in my head.

The Blue Car Effect happens when you become newly aware of something, usually because you just bought it. I’ll illustrate: In the past you have been driving a grey car. One day you buy a new, blue car. From then on you start to notice every blue car around. You didn’t remember seeing so may blue cars before but now that’s all you see. That’s the Blue Car Effect.

Of course, it’s not exclusive to blue cars, or black cars, or 2002 Mazda 626s, or even cars for that matter. It could be anything. It could be a certain kind of shoe. Like Crocs. One day you’re walking down the street, minding your own business, oblivious to the fact that there are such things as “garden clogs”. Then you happen to see some idiot wearing a suit and flourescent green Crocs. And then, all of a sudden, everywhere you look there are people wearing the most retarded looking footwear ever invented. And then you start to wonder “Did the world just recently go insane? Or did it happen a long time ago and I’m just noticing now?” That is another example of the Blue Car Effect.

And again, it’s not limited to things. It caLinkn be an intangible. It can be an idea, a thought, or a technique. It could even be a word…

Like gynecomastia. Gynecomastia is the medical term for man-boobs. I have been haunted by the word gynecomastia recently.

1) A recent episode of CSI featured a young man who suffered from gynecomastia. “Hmmm, interesting.” I thought.

2) The very next morning I heard a documentary on the radio about gynecomastia. What a creepy way to start the day. “Hmmm, not again…” I thought.

3) Two days later I was flipping through the local paper when I spotted the Dr. Peter Gott medical column talking about gynecomastia. “Aaahhhh, the Man-Boob Effect!”

I now know everything I ever wanted to know about the condition, and some things I didn’t. For example, lavender and tea tree oil have been know to cause gynecomastia in young boys. Also, gynecomastia occurs in a significant percentage of elderly men. Great. Just great. Now along with all the usual things to worry about in life there’s a chance that I’m going to grow boobs when I get older. It’s not that I’m particularly worried about growing boobs, it’s just that I’ll probably be too old to enjoy them!

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  1. Here’s what you need to do to Lose Man Boobs…

    1. Start adding Turmeric into your Diet. Turmeric is a spice (in the ginger family). It’s been used for hundreds of years and is totally safe. The benefit of adding Turmeric to your diet is that it concentrates fat burning to the chest area. This little wonder spice will make your workouts a LOT more effective.

    2. Do cardio every other day for only 25 minutes at a time at an intense pace. You want short, high intensity cardio workouts because these workouts will put your body into anaerobic fat burning mode (as opposed to aerobic mode). If you run too much you’ll burn muscle along with the fat and your man boobs will sag much more.

    3. Do a lot of inclined bench press, shoulder press and chest fly exercises. Use dumbells for these. Dumbells will force your chest to use its stabalizer muscles which will be more effective for burning chest fat. The idea of the incline bench press is to raise your muscle and pull up the loose hanging skin from your nipple area. It works!

    4. Eat 6 small meals a day to boost your metabolism and put fat burning into overdrive. By eating smaller meals more frequently in conjunction with your new workout routine, your body will become a fat burning machine. Also as you continue the weight lifting regimen, your newly grown muscles will steal energy from fat stores in your body and get you ripped!

    5. Have a plan. Don’t just go into everyday all willy nilly with no real goal. Setup a workout schedule if you’re serious. Never quit. Remember, it’s more than just your appearance at stake – think about your health. Stay motivated and don’t stop believing!!!

    For the REAL DEAL step by step workout plans and secrets to losing chest and belly fat FAST, visit:
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    Comment by Gynecomastia Treatments — July 24, 2008 @ 11:17 am

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